Don't Play With Your Food?

Ahh, Breakfast. That supposedly neccessary component to start your day off right so that you don't in fact come into the office so hungry and disgruntled at life that you casually pump round after round into surrounding coworkers with your AK47 (that surprising fits into your Mary Poppins sized purse). Now normally, I would simply opt for my usual B-fast of caffeine and lines of cocaine, but waffles always seem to hit a sweet and nostalgic spot in my heart...especially when done tetris style!



So tell Mom to go fuck herself, turn on the waffle iron, and go ahead and play with your food!